On business days (not including Saturday) we will ship the same day if you order before 3pm.

On business days (not including Saturday) we will ship the same day if you order before 3pm.
You may return your order up to one month after ordering and will get your money back immediately.
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For a small fee of EUR 2 you can pay 14 days after delivery.
For an additional EUR 9,90 we will ship next day before 12pm if you order before 3pm and in Germany.
You can pay per invoice, debit, prepayment, credit card, PayPal, cash on delivery or cash on site.
In the shopping cart, you can choose gift wrapping for all of your items.
When ordering, you can choose if you want us to attach a message instead of the invoice.
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If you've always wondered what an alien would think of Earth if it accidentally landed here - the Your planet sucks! T-shirt provides the answer.
Whether this is because an alien would probably be used for dodgy research or experiments, because of environmental pollution or even because of TikTok - we don't know. It doesn't really matter because, fortunately, in most cases the aliens have the option of simply flying home again. We ourselves, on the other hand, have no choice (yet) and have to try to make the best of our lives on this planet. A funny T-shirt definitely helps ;).