The motif of the three wise monkeys who see no evil, hear no evil and speak no evil has become a recurring sight in everyday life – even the emoji collections on most smartphones include the three cheeky simians and their lost fourth brother. Even though the Western interpretation differs substantially from the original Chinese and Japanese origins, the three monkeys continue their conquest. As of now, they are even traversing galaxies far, far away!

To be more precise, they are doing so as the Three Wise Stormtroopers Figurines. Who knew the Empire’s finest faceless troopers clad in white also dabble in philosophy?

You can get these pensive troopers in the following variants and sets:

The set of 3 standing Stormtroopers is approx. 14 cm tall. These troopers have obviously given up on finding the droids they are looking for.

The set of 3 sitting Stormtroopers measures 10 cm in height. These troopers just want to relax after a long day and try to forget the war between the Empire and the Rebels.

The sitting Stormtrooper (see no evil, 10 cm) never wants to see lightsabers, explosions or other unsettling things again. Especially no Ewoks!

The sitting Stormtrooper (hear no evil, 10 cm) has definitely had enough of screeching TIE Fighter sounds!

The sitting Stormtrooper (speak no evil, 10 cm) prefers to let actions speak instead of words and hopes that he can, one day, hit a barn from two metres away with his blaster.

All figurines are made from hand-painted resin and are based on the original Stormtrooper costumes from Episodes IV – VI.