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Shirts and hoodies for scientists

Our shirts for convinced scientists who want to share their expertise in physics, mathematics, chemistry and biology with the world:
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Depressive transistor
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This suicidal transistor drapes itself in a short-circuit loop and waits for someone to respond to its request to press the fatal button.

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T-Rex couldn't wash hands
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Even before the coronavirus pandemic, we knew that it can be worth washing your hands regularly. After all, common sense tells you that you don't w...

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Cthulhu fish
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[i]iä iä cthulhu fhtagn[/i]With the Cthulhu fish shirt, you will be instantly recognizable to like-minded followers of the great Cthulhu.

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2 + 2 = 5
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Whether from George Orwell's novel[i] 1984[/i], Soviet propaganda or Radiohead's song of the same name, most people are familiar with the (false) e...

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The genius masters the chaos
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"Only the stupid need order, genius masters chaos" is a famous quote from physicist Albert Einstein. This humorous shirt illustrates the point in a...

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Pi cake
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Two things are infinite: the number of decimal places of the number Pi and the average nerd's hunger for sweets and pastries. Of course we had to c...

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Serotonin
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Even though the neurotransmitter [i]serotonin[/i] can influence a variety of processes in the human body, the term [i]"happiness hormone "[/i] has ...

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keep it real
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With this shirt, math geeks can make a statement about imaginary numbers and imaginary things in general.It's no big secret that the number i doesn...

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Root Heart Maths
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For true lovers of mathematics

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Jesus saves
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Why didn't anyone tell Jesus that backups are important?

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Fueled by Mitochondria and Coffee
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When you get up in the morning and wonder how you're going to survive the day - remember: you're in possession of trillions of little energy power ...

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Encryption
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In a world full of tracking, data leaks and transparent citizens, one simple truth applies:Encryption is not a crime - it's self-defense.Just becau...

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The "Bild" newspaper doesn't feature in my everyday life
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Anyone who has heard even the slightest bit of reporting on the coronavirus or Covid-19 will have heard the name Christian Drosten sooner or later....

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Stay away from Server
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Some things are better left to the professionals. This also applies to "just pulling the plug for a moment". So never - NEVER - enter the server ro...

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Math Limerick
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A limerick is actually a four-line... no, wait: five-line short poem with a twist. And a limerick that is simultaneously a math problem? That is pu...

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Revenge on the dinosaurs
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As a self-confessed palaeontology nerd, you will probably despair at the sight of the "Revenge on the dinos" T-shirt. It took several decades to pr...

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Property of Physics Department
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At university, everything goes. From pens and textbooks to bicycles and expensive special equipment. Sometimes even scientists are thought to have ...

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Grow up Calm down
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You can see what nasty things logarithms and exponential functions throw at each other in arguments on the Grow up Calm down shirt. This will help ...

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Schrödinger's Cat
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You certainly know Schrödinger's famous thought experiment... (Please note the back)

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Cations
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Chemistry can be quite dry - until you realize how many of its terms sound as if someone has incorporated a pet. Cations, for example: positively c...

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Economists do it with Models
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Admittedly, very few of the jobs that we geeks and nerds normally do are considered particularly prestigious or glamorous. No matter how important ...

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Faceless Scream
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In 1893, Edvard Munch painted a figure holding their hands in front of their face, silently screaming into the swirling evening sky - an image that...

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Team BioNTech/Pfizer
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Since vaccinations began, we have seen more and more photos of vaccination patches and vaccination certificates on social media. But of course the ...

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Team Moderna
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Since vaccinations began, we have seen more and more photos of vaccination patches and vaccination certificates on social media. But of course the ...

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Team AstraZeneca
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Since vaccinations began, we have seen more and more photos of vaccination patches and vaccination certificates on social media. But of course the ...

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