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Shirts and hoodies for scientists

Our shirts for convinced scientists who want to share their expertise in physics, mathematics, chemistry and biology with the world:
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Maths Dance
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Scientists are anything but boring. Just because they don’t want to be the centre of attention at every party doesn’t mean they don’t have it all t...

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Schrödinger's Cat Glow in the Dark T-Shirt
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The most famous cat of all time (well, apart from Garfield) is without a doubt Schrödinger's Cat. In a legendary thought experiment, the Austrian q...

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Quantensittich
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Even Einstein said that he had respect for the complexity of quantum physics. So if this T-shirt doesn't do much for you, don't worry, we have seve...

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Intelligence - Stephen Hawking Quote
160,00 kr - 272,00 kr
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Isn't it amazing what the human brain is capable of? Not only has it secured us our place at the top of the food chain, it can also adapt extremely...

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Plant.zip.zip
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Did you know that you can make a lot of money with compression? And we’re not talking about the inventors of WinRAR (who are most likely still wait...

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Was genau hast du nicht verstanden?
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This product is only available in German.

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Animal testing
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This T-shirt is a must-have for all animal lovers! The pictures of the animals, all a little bewildered and wearing a blue shirt that is far too sm...

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Gandalf You Shall Not Pass
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[i]YOU - SHALL - NOT - PASS! [/i]Gandalf taught us we should be really afraid of Balrogs and flee as fast as possible instead of gaping in astonish...

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Apocalypse
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This T-shirt is especially for all those who keep forgetting how a solar or lunar eclipse actually comes about. And, of course, even more so for al...

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caffeine molecule
168,00 kr - 280,00 kr
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Long programming nights always need loads of coffee, cola, penguin bars and peppermints... ;)

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Problem - Engineer - Solution
176,00 kr - 336,00 kr
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Engineers are particularly efficient. The main reason for this lies in their near-perfect dedication to their work, as illustrated in this diagram....

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I ate some pie
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The cake is a pie ;)Even maths can be a delicious treat. You just have to know how to take it - or how to bake it.

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Resistance is futile
160,00 kr - 272,00 kr
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When the borgs had known that it would have been so easy.

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Meteoriten in Kratern
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Awesome Childhood
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Practice makes perfect. No matter what you're talking about – sports, music, literature, basically every other activity – it's always good to start...

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What Doesn't Kill You
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During the pandemic, we learned more about viruses than we ever wanted to know! The little beasts are – just like bacteria, by the way – quite the ...

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In Science We Trust
168,00 kr - 328,00 kr
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Faith in God can be an issue. Most of the scientists around here won't accept it as a basis of their existence. Often enough, faith stands in ...

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Solar System
184,00 kr - 344,00 kr
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Do you remember when we were little and our mum & dad and our teachers told us about the solar system? And how many planets were there? Nine, right...

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Think Like a Proton - Always be Positive
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Sadly, our everyday lives have a lot of potential for negative thoughts. But it’s important we don’t let negative experiences impact the rest of ou...

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Floppy Disks
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The good ol'’ floppy disk!How we loved you when you were our go-to portable, long-term memory solution. We shared so many happy years…!Not tha...

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Schrödinger's Cat ADLEIAVDE
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The famous experiment by physicist Erwin Schrödinger (which was, we hope, meant to be an [i]imagined[/i] experiment only!) describes the mad side o...

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Newtons erstes Gesetz
168,00 kr - 328,00 kr
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Without Engineers
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According to several strategists from history, no plan will survive contact with the enemy. To a certain degree, this principle also applies to the...

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Technically the glass is always full
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Are you an optimist or a pessimist? Simply look at the glass and tell us if it's half full or half empty ...Everyone knows this pseudo-scientific p...

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Remember your Origins
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What would the T. rex think if it could see its closest living relatives? Maybe it - like many looking at this shirt - would be disappointedly amus...

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Ente Wurzel aus Kuh
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This Article is only available in German.

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Matheprobleme?
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Helping others solving their problems with maths - no problem! Just give them your number. ;)This shirt is available in German, only. :(

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Paranormal Distribution
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Well, good old normal distribution... What could be more beautiful than the balanced rise and fall of the Gaussian bell curve? Even those who don&#...

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Cat-Ion
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Do you love science, cats and good jokes? Then the Cat-Ion shirt fulfils all the criteria for the perfect nerd shirt. The motif alludes to the name...

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Physicists make great parents
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Physicists do indeed make great parents! Having an answer as to why the sky is blue, or why flies in a moving car don't hit the back window ar...

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Resistance is futile V3
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Maybe the Borg should re-think their dress code and instead, put on the Resistance is futile T. Shirt which would be better than wired overalls tha...

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Ah! The Element of Surprise
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The moment you find the element of surprise in a periodic table would, logically, be a rather accidental one, since it has to be surprising.But if ...

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Kleinphi macht auch Mist
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This shirt makes sense in German only :) Please change to German to learn more about this product.

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73 Sheldon Shirt
184,00 kr - 344,00 kr
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Sheldon: "The best number is 73. Why? 73 is the 21st prime number. Its mirror, 37, is the 12th and its mirror, 21, is the product of multiplyi...

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Engineer
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The English word [i]engineer[/i] is on Wikipedia's list of the most commonly misspelled words.Problems with that word also exist in other lang...

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Binary Tree
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Something you may not know is that computer scientists have to deal with all sorts of trees. Quite often, the most common being the so-called binar...

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