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Computer scientist shirts and hoodies

Our shirts for computer scientists. Not everyone will understand them, but you can be sure that they will provide something to talk about ;)
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Make ASCII great again
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Let's keep our computers clean and ban Unicode! Abominations like Unicode are destroying our good nerd-values and when you get right down to it, AS...

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Latex
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If you've had OpenOffice up and running for ages, then maybe it's because you write your letters with Latex? If this is the case, then yo...

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reset peer guy
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There has to be an end to this dumb "Connection reset by peer".

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Hello World
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Don't you sometimes feel like a new programme if you are out in real life?

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I will not fix your computer
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There are too many newbies around. If you do not want to answer dumb questions or deinstall AOL for the 10th time, then you may want to buy this t-...

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PEBKAC
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True story."Look, Mum, with the new router you don't need cables anymore! Now you can use WLAN in the whole house"."So can I wr...

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How many people can read hex
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Are HEX-Numbers part of your everyday life? Then you should understand the subtle message of this t.shirt without problems. In any other case, just...

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Permission Denied. Stay at home.
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At least in theory, we nerds should not have problems with curfews, right? After all, we usually spend the majority of our time at home in front of...

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Glider Symbol
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Linus has its penguin, BSD has its demon, Perl has its camel and the hacker community uses this symbol, called Glider. It's still pretty new, ...

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select * from users where iq > 60
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Uh Oh...Moments where you do not want to be the database admin...

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Dinosaur curve
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On this “Dinokurve” T-shirt, you can see a truly unique mathematical phenomenon. As has been proven, mathematics is anything but a dry science. If ...

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select * from users (v2)
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Without words.

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WinXP Key
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Fun fact: The Windows XP operating system was the first to use product activation keys to reduce software piracy. An activation by phone or online ...

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Life is too short for 56k
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Do you know the situation? After a long year of work, you are really looking forward to your next holiday. So you book a great hotel and you make s...

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beware of bugs in the above code
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For all the real computer scientists ;)

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Tech Support
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It's the weekend - or late at night - you're gaming, binging, or dozing off. Suddenly, your phone rings. It can only mean one thing: your mother is...

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man woman
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Even Unix has no clue how to explain women.

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Jesus saves
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Why didn't anyone tell Jesus that backups are important?

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Unix is sexy
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Geeks have known this for a long time now: computers are better than sex....

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Encryption
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In a world full of tracking, data leaks, and transparent citizens, one simple truth applies:Encryption is not a crime—it is self-defense.Just becau...

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Thanks, Stack Overflow
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As we all know, a good computer scientist knows how to achieve a certain goal with as little effort as possible. According to Bill Gates, a lazy pe...

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I root - you nothing
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With this shirt, you wipe away the last doubts:Your server - your kingdom

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CSS Ninja
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If real life obeyed CSS code, things would be easier...

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software is like sex
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This quote by Linus is dead-on :)

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Evil Admin
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He decides what you can and cannot do. Seemingly omnipotent, he simply locks your user account or deletes all your data. Whatever you do - he sees ...

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Stay at 127.0.0.1
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Translated into "normal language", the T-shirt text would read something like "Please stay at home. Don't broadcast /connect with everyone". For ex...

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./configure make make install
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There are two kinds of people: Linux user and... those other guys (people who might not understand this shirt). You will recognize them by their ab...

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Incel vs. Excel
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Most of us have had more or less good experiences with the Excel program. It may sometimes be annoying, but it definitely has its good sides. This ...

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Stay away from Server
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Some things are best left to the professionals. This also applies to “just quickly pulling the plug.” So never—NEVER—enter the server room uninvite...

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Hackzogtum
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This is the official shirt of the Hackzogtum club from Coburg. More information can be found at www.hackzogtum-coburg.de2 EUR of the sales price wi...

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The perfect shirts for computer scientists

Sometimes a lot is needed to make the everyday life of a computer scientist relaxed and pleasant. Especially when the people you have to help with all kinds of problems don't understand how their computers work. Sometimes it takes more than just a few fancy computer science gadgets. Sometimes you also need the right computer science wardrobe to be able to deal with the sometimes very stupid questions you get. If you're wondering how shirts can help you with this, we can confirm that funny sayings make everyday life a lot easier. After all, who doesn't like it when colleagues nod approvingly at you at the coffee machine because the computer science saying on the textile of your choice is just great.

Whether for admins or programmers, here you will find the right T-shirt

Anyone who is now wondering "What could be so funny and unique on computer science t-shirts, there aren't that many sayings" may have thought that in the past. But don't worry, with our shirts no one has to settle for a run-of-the-mill computer science saying. Regardless of whether you are an IT administrator or a programmer by conviction, with us you will find the perfect t-shirts, hoodies and the like that will really speak to your soul. Whether it is to present your devotion to the Bastard Operator from Hell to the world, to show a few people how to read binary correctly or simply to let others share in the everyday suffering of being a programmer, we will dress you appropriately for every situation.

The perfect gift for computer science fans and pragmatists

It has been well established that computer science shirts make the everyday life of every IT person easier. After all, who doesn't like it when a piece of clothing can take the hassle out of explaining things? A T-shirt like this sounds perfect for pragmatic computer scientists, a perfect gift for pragmatists. After all, pragmatists want to be given appropriate gifts, especially if they are also computer scientists. So if you are looking for a gift idea that will kill two birds with one stone, you have come to the right place. Because with our shirts, no computer scientist or pragmatist will complain if they receive one of these as a gift.