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Gift ideas for physicists

Finding a suitable present for someone who decodes the forces that hold the universe together for a living may seem like a daunting and challenging task at first glance. But you can rest assured, because we have put together the best gifts for physicists you can imagine. T-shirts with jokes that only a real physicist can understand, matching mugs for coffee between two experiments and fascinating gadgets for home use are just the tip of the gift iceberg that lies dormant on these pages.

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Think like a proton

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The protons are doing it right: They always stay positive. We should take them as role models :)

Come to the Nerd Side

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Many are those that want to tempt you, entice you, and win you over to their side. But there's only one side that offers you what you really n...

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Coincidence

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[i]pi[/i] * thumb = 42-thumb = 42/[i]pi[/i]-thumb = ~13.3742 is the answer to everything, as we know – life, the universe and everything. And, as ...

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Periodic table poster

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It's the simple things that make you happy. Chemists, for example, the good old periodic table. You already know it by heart anyway, but it still l...

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Resistance is NOT futile

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Looks like the Borg are in need of a physics lesson or two! Obviously, they've failed to assimilate a culture having at least some basic knowl...

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Black holes

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Even God also makes errors while calculating - it's a pity that this mistake destroys whole planets.

I Ate Some Pie mug

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The circumference of a circle is two pies times the radius. Only understood the station? That's hardly surprising. After all, jokes are notoriously...

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Perfect Numbers

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A perfect number is a positive integer that is equal to the sum of its proper positive divisors, that is, the sum of its positive divisors excludin...

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Talk NErDy to me

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Nerds talk nerdy, and, if you want to get laid, well, pull the right levers and persuade your wonderwall by uttering some real geeky stuff that wil...

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Doppler Effect

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The Doppler effect describes the change in perception and measuring of frequencies, while its sender and recipient either move towards each other, ...

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I'm a doctor

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For years, you burned the midnight oil and memorized formulas. Almost blew yourself up during days-long experiments. Proudly wore microscope imprin...

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Giant Newton's Cradle

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You've definitely seen it somewhere before – in movies, series, or with the cool boss in the office: This rhythmically swinging ball game that look...

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Schrödinger

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The time-dependent Schrödinger-equation, on a shirt!

Science is real

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What is the difference between a witch and a scientist? She had to keep her results secret, he has to document them seamlessly. For many people, ph...

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Complex cup

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No matter how much you want something, some things simply cannot be combined. Fire and water, good and evil or even a root with a negative number. ...

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Black Hole

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In case you didn't know, black holes are the perfect hiding place! The “Black Hole” T-shirt explains why: whatever falls into the gravitational aby...

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Electric plush

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Circuit boards, capacitors, batteries, LEDs, and the like - anyone who lives for electronics with body and soul could bathe in these things. Unfort...

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Integrate Yourself

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Poor e^x has a hard time! It simply can't integrate, because the integral of e^x stays e^x...

Pluto was a Planet Mug

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It will probably forever remain the prerogative of older generations to complain about younger generations and how much harder it supposedly was in...

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Geek Gem atomic model necklace

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Do you already know our DNA earrings and molecule necklaces? If you prefer something more colorful, we at Geek Gems have the Atom necklace for you....

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Trichotometric

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Please notice: As soon as you finish this construction, it has to be inserted into a tesseract, otherwise displacements of the spacetime continuum ...

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Shower curtain physics

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Okay, we'll admit it right at the beginning: it's damn difficult to write jokes about physics. Even though we deal with it more or less consciously...

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Black Holes Suck

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A black hole is an area of space which has such a strong gravitational field that nothing can escape from it - not even light. So you can definitel...

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Goldfish

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This T-shirt is a clever play on words and also a piece of jewellery for anyone with a passion for chemistry and physics. The black fabric is embla...

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PIrate

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Maths is everywhere and especially bright when Pi is included. Unfortunately, there're too many mere mortals who don't see the beauty of ...

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Nerd Charms

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We nerds usually understand charm to mean a pen-and-paper spell, the counterpart to the Strange quark or, with the addition of an "e", the attracti...

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Unit Circle

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Usually, most of our t-shirts are clearly aimed at people who have already discovered their love for mathematics. But as a true nerd shop, we also ...

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Dinosaur curve

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On this “Dinokurve” T-shirt, you can see a truly unique mathematical phenomenon. As has been proven, mathematics is anything but a dry science. If ...

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They call me Pi

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Somtimes one has more in common with a Number than anticipated. The saying ‘They call me Pi because I am irrational and can never stop.’ plays on s...

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2 + 2 = 5 cups

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Whether from George Orwell's novel 1984, Soviet propaganda or Radiohead's song of the same name, most people are familiar with the (false) equation...

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Depressed Mosfet

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This suicidal mosfet organizes itself in a short circuit loop and waits for someone to follow his invitation to perform the fatal button push.

Shit just got real

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A call, a dramatic camera pan and you realize: [i]Shit just got real.[/i]This doesn't only happen to DEA agents à la [i]Bad Boys[/i], i...

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2 + 2 = 5

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Be it from George Orwell's novel 1984, Soviet propaganda or the Radiohead song, most people are acquainted with the (false) equation 2+2=5. Apart f...

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Das Genie beherrscht das Chaos

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‘Only the stupid need order, the genius rules chaos’ is a famous quote from physicist Albert Einstein. This humorous shirt illustrates the facts in...

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Root Heart Maths

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For the real lovers of mathematics.

keep it real

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Mathematician Geeks are now able to express their opinions regarding imaginary numbers and imaginary things in general with this keep it real shirt...

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Physics gifts that are worth seeing

The world of unique and great physics gifts is practically as big as the universe that physicists decipher. Well, maybe not quite as big, but still. With so much choice, sometimes you don't know what to give as a gift. Maybe a couple of lab coats? A calculator? Or maybe The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy merch, which also has something to do with physics. One unique gift idea is science T-shirts. Not only will they make your wardrobe nerdier, the motifs and sayings on the T-shirts not only look great, they can also only be understood by real science geeks. If you show up in the lab with something like that, everyone else will definitely look at you enviously. Such a reaction would of course make you particularly proud as the gift giver of such a geeky T-shirt.

Gifts for fans of science facts and science fiction

When looking for a suitable gift, you don't have to limit yourself to the endless variety of physics gifts. If the physics nerd you're giving the gift to is also interested in science fiction and how our technology might develop in the future, then sci-fi gadgets are also a suitable, nerdy gift idea. Maybe a Star Wars mug, Doctor Who merch or a Star Trek construction kit would be just the thing to show others how enthusiastic you are about sci-fi. And if you still don't know what to give: pretty much every self-respecting nerd will be happy with something that has the number 42 on it. Just have a look around and you're guaranteed to find something like that ;).