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Ireland... land of mysticism and magic (and Guinness, whoo-hoo!). You'll find loads of fantastic creatures there like kobolds, fairies, pixies and... unicorns. Though of course you'll only be able to see these if you're not a Muggle!
Since their liberation from the clutches of the Red Bull by the so-called Last Unicorn, these wonderful animals have spent their old age on a lush and beautiful Irish farm where they're loved and cherished until they go over the double rainbow bridge to unicorn nirvana...
In accordance with their beliefs, their physical remains become visible to everyone, and are then sliced into convenient pieces and put into cans without the addition of preservatives or flavour enhancers, as Unicorn Canned Meat is considered to be a delicacy to be enjoyed pure.
Unicorn Canned Meat is very nutritious and rich in vital basic food groups. One single serving will make up your daily requirements of magic, hopes and dreams, smiles, rainbows and stars, kisses and hugs, sunshine and love – you won't find a more healthy or more satisfying food! And due to the fact that not a single unicorn is ever killed, this meat is also suitable for vegetarians :).
Ok, ok, you got it. You did well at school and you paid attention in Care of Magical Creatures class, so you know that unicorns are, of course, immortal...
So we'll come clean and admit this article is a fake – but we think it's still cool though, right?
In reality, this can does not contain real unicorn meat (though we hear it is actually tasty!), but does contain a fancy plush unicorn cut into 6 pieces. Although not edible, it's a really fun joke. The sight of everyone you're going to present this funny product to will get you laughing again and again.
A slice of unicorn anyone...? :)